Letter to Editor: Conspiracy club needs new members

Dear Editor,

A historical club at Webster is starting to fall apart because of the lack of new students, so the club is now coming out and starting to search for new members yet this has proven to be difficult since the club has a conspiracy of its own.

No one knows when it meets or even if it truly exists, but an anonymous source has told me that it does exist, yet if they don’t get new members soon, the club could quickly fall apart.

The club supposedly meets on the fourth floor of Webster Groves High School, with (Social Studies teacher Martin) Milstead as teacher monitor, to discuss important issues such as the “moon landing” and “Barack Obama’s birth certificate,” but could this conspiracy club just be a conspiracy itself? All we know is that this club may or may not need members.

So join the conspiracy club today!

– Brian Dugan

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