DECA will put on the fifth annual Mr. Webster Pageant in the auditorium on Dec. 3.
Mr. Webster is a humor pageant that is held to raise money for DECA’s annual trip to New York.
This year’s pageant has 12 senior contestants who will answer questions from judges, showcase a talent and join the other contestants to perform a dance routine.
Below each contestant tells a bit about himself and why he will win Mr. Webster.
“I’m a chill guy, and I go with the flow. I am the world’s greatest rapper.”
“I will win because I am a chill guy. I have humor and rapping for my talent. I have a personality that I think will show and that people will like.”
“I’m fun; I am nice. I like to save little children in Africa, and I want to end world hunger.”
“Because I am awesome and I have a quality to win and because people like me.”
“I’m a very humble man; people should vote for me because I am humble.”
“Because I have a certain cult following and that will lead me to the top. I should win because if it is a show of change, I have had a great change. I’m a great product of Webster Groves High School.”
“I had a lot of fun in Mr.Webster. I had a good experience, and I thought it has been a good way to spend senior year.”
“I will win because I have had a lot of fun, and I think that that is what Mr. Webster is about.”
“My favorite color is yellow.”
“Because I have something special for my act. A surprise.”
“My favorite country is Papua New Guinea.”
“Because people give me sympathy for my injuries, and I will woo the freshman girls’ hearts.”
“I want people to know that I am more than just a soccer player. I am dedicated to my schoolwork and to everything I do. I do everything 100 percent. I love my school and dedicate myself to my education.”
“Honestly, I don’t know if I will win. I’m doing this to get to know the guys and to have a fun time. I’ve talked to people who have been in the pageant, and they talk about how they enjoyed the experience.”
“I have a spot on my head that never grows hair.”
“I will win Mr. Webster because I’m smarter than Donald Trump.”
“I really like the pretzels you can get at Target.”
“Because I have (senior) Erin Stanton by my side for my talent, and that is why I will win.”
“I’m excited to have had a fun time and to have people see us be goofballs on stage.”
“Because I have compassion that shines through, and that is a very important part of Mr. Webster.”
“I do my own laundry, and I iron my own clothes.”
“Because I write Willie’s Comic.”
“I’m good at golf.”
“Because I am nice to everyone, and a lot of people are my friends.”