Howdy, my name is Willie Zempel. It’s been a pleasure. I’m writing a column because other ECHO seniors Cal Lanouette and Alex Ring think they are too cool to write one.
“You were always the most annoying ECHO staff member having sat next to you for the last three years,” Lanouette said rudely to me with a sore throat.
To the students: I hope I wasted enough class time handing out ECHOs.
To the teachers: Sorry for wasting class time handing out ECHOs.
Having been a one-time member of the Animal Club, I would strongly recommend to join the Animal Club (if it still exists, I don’t know).
My favorite part about high school was writing this column because I think I’m really funny.
I leave Willie’s Comic to soon-to-be editor-in-chief junior Jack Killeen. If he’s a bad comic, please dispose of him.
Join the ECHO.